Here’s the deal with “about” pages...
You aren’t here to learn about my addiction to Corey Taylor or to read about how I’ve binge watched Parks and Rec on Netflix about 6 times.
You’re here to see if I can help YOU.
So let me tell you what I know...
Your business is your PASSION.
Not a hobby. Not a pastime. Not a side-hustle (at least not forever).
You didn’t just wake up one day and decide to ask your rich husband if you could have some money to start a business because you were bored af. #sorrynotsorry
It’s not even a choice.
This thing is your motherfucking MISSION.
And the world NEEDS more businesses like yours.
But I know a little somethin’ else, too...
It still takes work.
The dig deep, roll up your sleeves, and
get shit done
kind of work.
But if you landed here, on my website, I’m guessing you’re the kind of person that ain’t gonna’ be scared off by a little bit of work.
I’d even bet that you already know what you “should” be doing, anyway.
Because these days it seems like the whole internet is constantly shoving it’s free advice in our faces and telling us how we should spend our time and money.
But I’m just over here like…
bitch, you don’t know me.
Cuz’ people like us… we don’t just blindly follow what the internet “gurus” tell us to do.
We need to make sure it will work for US.
For our specific business in our specific situation. And make sure it’s something we actually want to do (aka it doesn’t make us feel like a disgusting ball of slime).
So I made that my thing.
I just want you to focus on being you.
Because YOU are your differentiator.
YOU are your unique selling proposition.
YOU are your special sauce.
YOU are what your clients can’t get anywhere else.
Your experiences give you a different perspective.
Your flaws give you relatability.
And trust me, y’all… sharing your personality magnetizes your ideal clients to you like a rockstar to cocaine.
Even if you’re a weirdo like me. Especially if you’re a weirdo like me.
Just let me teach you how to use it.
Let me teach you how to leverage what you’ve already got – yourself.
Because once you can translate yourself into your brand so well that a random human across the world reads your words on a computer screen and emails you to tell you that they want to be your best friend (actually happens all the time y’all)
…once you can do that, #allthethings get so.much.easier.
The website design.
The content creation.
The feeling confident.
All of it.
So are you ready to start being the REAL you?
Woo me with free shit
Learn how to work together
I want you as a guest/speaker
Still wanna’ know more?
*cough* stalker *cough* (jk I totally love you.)
I haven’t always been this ballsy, y’all…
There’s a couple things you should know about me…
I’m an introvert.
Like waaaayyyy on the introvert side of the line, guys.
I was always the good girl.
I always did what I thought I was supposed to do.
I stayed on the sidelines because I never really fit in.
And I let that hold me back for so long.
Until one day I didn’t anymore.
And I mean, I could try to make that into a cool, empowering story that makes me look like a badass… but really, I just got fed up with it one day.
I got tired of settling.
I got tired of making excuses.
I got tired of waiting.
And I just fucking did it.
But I feel like it took me so. long. to get to where I am now.
And I don’t want you to wait that long.
My hope is that by sharing my journey with you, you’ll finally stop waiting for the right timing and just do the damn thing you want to do.
Because you know what’s right for you.
You always have.
And because you’ll be so much happier.